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How does Homer Simpson say watermelon in French?

Melon D'OH

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What's a French person's favorite video game system?

The Wii! (Oui)

How do you get info from a French dude?

You est-ce que question

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What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.

What do you call a melon that will be single forever?

Cantaloupe

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.

Why do watermelons have water in Them?

Because they are planted in the spring!

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What is Homer Simpsons favorite bread?

Sour-Doh!

What kind of Dog does Homer Simpson have?

A DOH-berman!