How does Homer Simpson say watermelon in French?

Melon D'OH

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What do you call an empty field?

The French army at the beginning of a war!

What did the French fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!

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Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.

Why do melons always have church weddings?

Because they cantaloupe.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.

Why do watermelons have water in Them?

Because they are planted in the spring!

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How does Homer Simpson say watermelon in French?

Melon D'OH

What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, "....I'll leave now.