How does Homer Simpson say watermelon in French?

Melon D'OH

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Where do you find 60 million French jokes?

In France.

What did the German Kaiser roll say to the French baguette?

Gluten tag*

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Why do melons have traditional marriages?

Because they cantaloupe

Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.

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How do you get the water in a watermelon?

Plant it in the spring.

Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..

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What's Homer Simpsons favourite toy?

Bart.

What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, "....I'll leave now.