How does Homer Simpson say watermelon in French?

Melon D'OH

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How does a French blacksmith sharpen his blade?

He hon(hon hon)s it.

Why does lightning only strike the French?

Because it follows the path of least resistance

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What do you have when life gives you melons?

Dyslexia.

Why can't the two melons get married?

I don't know but they cantaloupe.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

How does Homer Simpson say watermelon in French?

Melon D'OH

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What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, "....I'll leave now.

How does Homer Simpson say watermelon in French?

Melon D'OH