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How does Homer Simpson say watermelon in French?

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What's an Australian Kiss?

It's like a French kiss, but down under.

Why did the French Hen give up her job?

One day she'd just had un uf.

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Why couldn't the man marry the melon?

It was a cantaloupe.

What do you get if you water a melon?

A wet melon.

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How does Homer Simpson say watermelon in French?

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

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How does Homer Simpson say watermelon in French?

Melon D'OH

What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, "....I'll leave now.