Why do melons have traditional marriages?

Because they cantaloupe

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What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married?

You cant-elope!

Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.

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What's Queen Elsa's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

What is Romeo and Juliets least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

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Why do melons have traditional marriages?

Because they cantaloupe

Why do mushmelons always have traditional marriages?

Because they cantaloupe.