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Why do melons have traditional marriages?
Because they cantaloupe
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What do you get if you water a melon?
A wet melon.
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What did one Melon say to the other after it was asked marry it?
We Can't Alope
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What is someone who just got left at the alters least favorite fruit?
Cantaloupe
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What kind of melons always have big weddings?
Cantaloupe.
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Why do melons have traditional marriages?
Because they cantaloupe
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