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Why do the melons have to have a traditional marriage ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

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Why don't melons ever run away and get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

What are Kierkegaard's two favourite fruits?

Melon and Broccoli!

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What fruit had to have an announced wedding at home?

Cantaloupe

Why do melons have traditional marriages?

Because they cantaloupe