Why do melons always have well planned weddings?

They can'telope!

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What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

Why was Pluto's child unexpected?

Because it didn't plan it.

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What do you call a melon that will be single forever?

Cantaloupe

What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.