Why do the melons have to have a traditional marriage ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

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Why don't melons ever run away and get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

What do you call a melon that will be single forever?

Cantaloupe

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What's a nun's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

What do you call a melon that will be single forever?

Cantaloupe