Acknowledge Jokes

What did the mathematician's apprentice say when he didn't get acknowledged?

Notice me sin()!!!

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

A cat-a-logue!

Dead Body Jokes More Dead Body Jokes

What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night?

Morgue Attendant

Porch Jokes More Porch Jokes

What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture

Who's there! Answer! Answer who?

Answer all over your porch! It's a mess out here!

Booze Jokes More Booze Jokes

How do Ghosts get Drunk?

Booze.

How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all your booze?

You invite two of them.

Lutheran Jokes More Lutheran Jokes

How many Lutherans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Change Why do we need change (It's cool, I go to a Lutheran church)

Liquor Store Jokes More Liquor Store Jokes

What do you call ghosts that haunt liquor stores?

Spirits

What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist?

A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.

15 Minute Jokes More 15 Minute Jokes

How many kittens can you stuff into a microwave for 15 minutes on defrost...?

SEVEN.

How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.