Acknowledge Jokes

What did the mathematician's apprentice say when he didn't get acknowledged?

Notice me sin()!!!

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What kind of cat should you take into the desert?

A first aid kitty!

Why did the cat go to the doctors?

Because it wasn't feline well

Sin Jokes More Sin Jokes

Why are religious people afraid of Trigonometry?

Cos they are afraid of Sin

Why did I divide sin by tan?

Just cos.

Notice Jokes More Notice Jokes

What do you call a swashbuckler when he noticed you?

A senpairate.

Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

Lutheran Jokes More Lutheran Jokes

How many Lutherans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Change Why do we need change (It's cool, I go to a Lutheran church)

Booze Jokes More Booze Jokes

How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all your booze?

You invite two of them.

How do Ghosts get Drunk?

Booze.

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

What do you call it when a Catholic remodels his kitchen?

A counter reformation.

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks?

A) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist?

A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.

Why did the philanthropist learn how to subtract?

Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!

Baptist Jokes More Baptist Jokes

What do Atilla the Hun and John the Baptist have in common?

Their middle name.

What's the difference between Baptists and Methodists?

Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.