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Acknowledge Jokes

What did the mathematician's apprentice say when he didn't get acknowledged?

Notice me sin()!!!

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

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Dead Body Jokes More Dead Body Jokes

What prize did the dead body receive?

Atrophy

What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

Notice Jokes More Notice Jokes

Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering?

Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.

When you see geese flying in V formation, have you ever noticed that one side of the V is longer than the other?

Well, there's a reason for that. There are more geese on that side.

15 Minute Jokes More 15 Minute Jokes

How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

How many kittens can you stuff into a microwave for 15 minutes on defrost...?

SEVEN.

Booze Jokes More Booze Jokes

How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all your booze?

You invite two of them.

How do Ghosts get Drunk?

Booze.

Porch Jokes More Porch Jokes

What's green and sits on the porch?

Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!

What is Irish and sits on the porch?

Patty O'Furniture

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

A trampoline doesn't look adorable in a sailor outfit

What's the difference between the strippers and the circus?

The circus has a cunning array of stunts.

Baptist Jokes More Baptist Jokes

What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair?

They just pray the gray away

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did the investment banker leave her husband?

She was losing interest.

What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel