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Acknowledge Jokes

What did the mathematician's apprentice say when he didn't get acknowledged?

Notice me sin()!!!

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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Dead Body Jokes More Dead Body Jokes

What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

What prize did the dead body receive?

Atrophy

Lutheran Jokes More Lutheran Jokes

How many Lutherans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Change Why do we need change (It's cool, I go to a Lutheran church)

Sin Jokes More Sin Jokes

How did Jesus pay for our sins?

Pray-Pal

What did the deer first say when he got to church?

Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why don't cats like online shopping?

They prefer a cat-alogue.

What kind of cats lay around the house?

Car-pets!

Baptist Jokes More Baptist Jokes

Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair?

They just pray the gray away

What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist?

A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.

15 Minute Jokes More 15 Minute Jokes

How many kittens can you stuff into a microwave for 15 minutes on defrost...?

SEVEN.

How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

Why do Catholics drink?

Because they're filled with the Holy Spirit

What do you call it when a Catholic remodels his kitchen?

A counter reformation.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?

In the croakroom!

What do Santa and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack