Acknowledge Jokes

What did the mathematician's apprentice say when he didn't get acknowledged?

Notice me sin()!!!

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why didn't Drake head on down to South Park?

He would never leave his woes behind.

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

Baptist Jokes More Baptist Jokes

What's the difference between a Methodist and a Baptist?

A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store

Why should you always take at least two Baptists fishing?

Because if you take one, he'll drink all your beer

15 Minute Jokes More 15 Minute Jokes

How many kittens can you stuff into a microwave for 15 minutes on defrost...?

SEVEN.

How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?

Tiger Woods had a better driver!

Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine?

The engine stops whining after the plane lands.

Booze Jokes More Booze Jokes

How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all your booze?

You invite two of them.

How do Ghosts get Drunk?

Booze.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why do we call dogs, K-9?

Because K-10 is for cats.

Who's there! Cartoon! Cartoon who?

Cartoon up just fine she purrs like a cat!

Lutheran Jokes More Lutheran Jokes

How many Lutherans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Change Why do we need change (It's cool, I go to a Lutheran church)

Liquor Store Jokes More Liquor Store Jokes

Why are all liquor stores haunted?

Because they're full of spirits.

What's the difference between a Methodist and a Baptist?

A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store