Change Why do we need change (It's cool, I go to a Lutheran church)
It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"
Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.
A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store
A Presbyterian is a Baptist who can read
Irrelephant.
Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals
He has so many Bishops!
You take off their hats
Neither acknowledge their fellow church-goers at the liquor store.
A roamin' Catholic.*
It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.
None. They prefer Natural Light.
Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.
SEVEN.
Booze.
You invite two of them.
