How many Lutherans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Change Why do we need change (It's cool, I go to a Lutheran church)

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How many divorcees does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The sockets all went with the house.

How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cuz it's already lit af

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How many Libertarian Capitalists does it take to change a light bulb?

I ain't buyin those fancy Big-Government ones. The free market idn't ready.

How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.

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Why do the Republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard?

They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.

How do you get in with a pretty nurse?

You need to be patient.

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How many Lutherans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Change Why do we need change (It's cool, I go to a Lutheran church)