Change Why do we need change (It's cool, I go to a Lutheran church)
Both of them.
Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.
None. It will happen itself.
What suppressive told you to change the light bulb Report to Ethics immediately!
Nothing, as he didn't exist. The probability of anyone in that demographic reaching their eighties is particularly low, and an active pirate being eighty one years of age is further rendered a statistical impossibility given that a pirate would need to be above a certain threshold in terms of physical ability.
Just one, but the light bulb is going to need to change itself.
Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, Lutherans don't change.
