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Why does the Pope keep his underwear on while bathing?

Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!

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What's your phone number?

Looks up from phone* Me: I don't have a phone. *looks down at phone* Coworker....

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I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see her too ".

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Sugar Puff Daddy

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Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child

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He just couldn't grasp it.

Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes?

Because she had a pun in the oven!

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What is the Catholic Church giving up for Lent?

The Pope!

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Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book.

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I'll post the answer tomorrow.

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It makes the front page.

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Why doesn't a rooster wear underwear?

Becuase his peckers on his head

Why Colonel had a bunch of underwears?

Because, Brigadier General asked him to debrief his team.

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Why do college frat boys drink before bathing?

Buds before suds, bro.

Why does the Pope keep his underwear on while bathing?

Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!