Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed.
An extroverted physicist looks at shoes when they're talking to you.
It looks like we're going to Neverland.
Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.
They like being stationery.
3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)
Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.
Without Pope
He has so many Bishops!
Three. One to post it, and two to repost it.
Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.
So they can get a good grip on the broomstick
Fruit of the womb.
Flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.
Buds before suds, bro.
