Why does the Pope keep his underwear on while bathing?

Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed.

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He was looking for Pooh.

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In their dadabase.

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Pope.

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Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)

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Buds before suds, bro.