Why does the Pope shower with his briefs on?

He doesn't like to look down on the unemployed.

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Why did the farmer's wife got angry at him for paying too much attention to his equipment?

He kept looking at his hoes.

What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing.

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Why do bears hate shoes so much?

They like to run around in their bear feet.

What do you call a buyer that likes to curse?

A cusstomer

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What do you call a German taking a shower?

A Showerkraut.

What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

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What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path?

Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.

Why does the Pope keep his underwear on while bathing?

Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!

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What do a pair of briefs and a cheap hotel have in common?

No ballroom.

Why do Steven Avery's victims see him naked from the waist down?

Because his lawyers keep filing away his briefs.