Why don't paperclips move around a lot?

They like being stationery.

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How do you like going to school?

Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!

What do you call a duck that likes to steal?

A Robber Ducky!

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When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

Why do whales have really good immune systems?

They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!