Why don't paperclips move around a lot?

They like being stationery.

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What kind of music do you like?

The other says, "I'm a big metal fan"

Why does nobody like to sit next to Elsa?

Coz...she "lets it go!"

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Why do pigs love Halloween?

There's lots of hogsgobblin.

What do you call someone who makes a lot of money through deforestation of the Amazon?

A Brazillionaire!