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Why does the Pope always win at chess?

He has so many Bishops!

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What's the difference between a football match and a referendum?

In a football match, the best team wins.

What do terrorists and the England football team have in common?

They will never win

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What did the Pope say to the hot atheist girl?

Shake that blasphemy

Why Does the Pope wear Boxers?

He doesn't want to look down on the unemployed.

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Why arent the Americans playing chess?

They are missing two towers.

What did one slice of bread say to the other at the end of a game of chess?

It's stale, mate.

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Why don't I play chess with the Prodigy?

They smack my bishop

What did the bishop say to the priest?

It's my turn.