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Why does the Pope always win at chess?

He has so many Bishops!

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Why has the pope never won a gold medal?

Because he always came in a little behind.

Who would win a football game between the 1989 Raiders and a team full of U2 lead singers?

Bonos.

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Why does the Pope keep his underwear on while bathing?

Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!

Where do some popes get their vestments?

Urban Outfitters

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Why arent the Americans playing chess?

They are missing two towers.

Why is it so confusing to play chess with the British?

It's only check, mate

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What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys?

Let us prey.'

What did the bishop say to the priest?

It's my turn.