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Why does the Pope always win at chess?

He has so many Bishops!

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Win Jokes More Win Jokes

How did the barber win the race?

He knew a short cut.

How do you win an election?

By having people believe that you've won an election.

Pope Jokes More Pope Jokes

What did the Pope say to the hot atheist girl?

Shake that blasphemy

What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

Surname

Chess Jokes More Chess Jokes

Why is it so confusing to play chess with the British?

It's only check, mate

Why do the /r/jokes moderators like chess?

It's the only chance they have to mate.

Bishop Jokes More Bishop Jokes

Why did the bishop love Walmart?

Coz the boys pants are all half off.

What did the bishop say to the priest?

It's my turn.