Why does the Pope always win at chess?

He has so many Bishops!

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Who wins between a black guy and a fencing champion?

Black guy, because nword is mightier than sword.

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The champire!

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Their balls are for decoration only

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Why does the Pope always win at chess?

He has so many Bishops!

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They smack my bishop