What do the Irish do after winning the World Cup?

They proceed to Chapter 9: The Dark Mark

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What's your best mattress joke?

Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)

Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

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What time is it in Ireland when someone farts too much?

Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty

Why is Irish bean soup made with 239 beans?

Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".

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What did Douglas Adams say after he finished writing the first chapter of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

Ah, I've finally put a dent in that book.

What do you call a group of girls all named Paige?

A chapter.

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What do Americans do immediately after winning the World Cup (Soccer)?

Turn off the Playstation.

What do the Irish do after winning the World Cup?

They proceed to Chapter 9: The Dark Mark

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What do the Irish do after winning the World Cup?

They proceed to Chapter 9: The Dark Mark

How does a orphan change a light bulb?

They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.