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What do the Irish do after winning the World Cup?

They proceed to Chapter 9: The Dark Mark

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Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!

How did Link win the basketball game for his team?

He used the Hookshot!

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What do you call an Irish R n B singer who's always happy to do something for you?

Mary J O'Blige

What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

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Why is the last chapter in a chemistry textbook about benzene?

Because it's the PHENYL CHAPTER :D I came up with this myself. I'm so proud.

What do you call a group of girls all named Paige?

A chapter.

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How much did Adidas spend in advertising at the World Cup this year?

At least a brazillion dollars...

What happens when your favorite team wins the World Cup?

You turn off your playstation.

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What do the Irish do after winning the World Cup?

They proceed to Chapter 9: The Dark Mark

How does a orphan change a light bulb?

They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.