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What do the Irish do after winning the World Cup?

They proceed to Chapter 9: The Dark Mark

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What's better than winning the wheel chair basketball championship?

Having legs...

What is better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having two legs

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Why do the Irish serve up their chili with 139 beans?

Because one more would be one-farty bowl of chili!

What's in a Paul Walker shot?

An Irish car bomb followed by a shot of Fireball

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What do the Irish do after winning the World Cup?

They proceed to Chapter 9: The Dark Mark

Why is the last chapter in a chemistry textbook about benzene?

Because it's the PHENYL CHAPTER :D I came up with this myself. I'm so proud.

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Why did Brazil lose the World Cup?

Weak back.

What do the Irish do after winning the World Cup?

They proceed to Chapter 9: The Dark Mark

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What do the Irish do after winning the World Cup?

They proceed to Chapter 9: The Dark Mark

How does a orphan change a light bulb?

They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.