What do the Irish do after winning the World Cup?

They proceed to Chapter 9: The Dark Mark

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Why doesn't Mexico win Olympic Medals?

Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.

Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

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What do you call Irish sunscreen?

A pub.

How is food purchased an an Irish grocery?

You buy it per-tater

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What do you call a group of girls all named Paige?

A chapter.

Why is the last chapter in a chemistry textbook about benzene?

Because it's the PHENYL CHAPTER :D I came up with this myself. I'm so proud.

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What do the Irish do after winning the World Cup?

They proceed to Chapter 9: The Dark Mark

What do Americans do immediately after winning the World Cup (Soccer)?

Turn off the Playstation.

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What do the Irish do after winning the World Cup?

They proceed to Chapter 9: The Dark Mark

How does a orphan change a light bulb?

They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.