Booze Jokes

How do Ghosts get Drunk?

Booze.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all your booze?

You invite two of them.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl.

What do you mean I've had enough to drink?

Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

When is a parent like a child?

When he's a miner.

What did the Elephant say while scolding her children?

Tusk Tusk I am so sorry

Baptist Jokes More Baptist Jokes

Why should you always take at least two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer.

What do Atilla the Hun and John the Baptist have in common?

Their middle name.

15 Minute Jokes More 15 Minute Jokes

How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

Alcohol Jokes More Alcohol Jokes

What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication?

You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.

What's a sheep's favorite type of alcohol?

Mutton-schnapps.

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

Which punchline do you like better?

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

What do you call a nun who's drinking a pint?

Catholic

Add Jokes More Add Jokes

How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

What do you get when you add root beer to a square cup?

Beer.

Lutheran Jokes More Lutheran Jokes

How many Lutherans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Change Why do we need change (It's cool, I go to a Lutheran church)