Booze Jokes

How do Ghosts get Drunk?

Booze.

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How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all your booze?

You invite two of them.

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Alcohol Jokes More Alcohol Jokes

What's the longest time in which you haven't consumed alcohol?

My record is 21 years.

Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

How do you get a Mormon to not drink all of your beer on a fishing trip?

Bring two Mormons.

Why should you always take two Mormon's fishing?

Cause if you take one, he'll drink all your beer

Add Jokes More Add Jokes

How do you stick things together like Fred Flinstone?

You add a dab of glue.

Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

Spirit Jokes More Spirit Jokes

What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?

The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."

What do you say to a motivated ghost?

That's the spirit!

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

15 Minute Jokes More 15 Minute Jokes

How many kittens can you stuff into a microwave for 15 minutes on defrost...?

SEVEN.

How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

How do introverts feel within society?

Removed

Acknowledge Jokes More Acknowledge Jokes

What did the mathematician's apprentice say when he didn't get acknowledged?

Notice me sin()!!!