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What did the mathematician's apprentice say when he didn't get acknowledged?

Notice me sin()!!!

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What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.

What are you looking for buddy?

Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:

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What did the mathematician's apprentice say when he didn't get acknowledged?

Notice me sin()!!!

What do Catholics and Baptists have in common?

Neither acknowledge their fellow church-goers at the liquor store.

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What is your sin, my child?

Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time...

Why do mathematician never go to the beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan