What did the mathematician's apprentice say when he didn't get acknowledged?

Notice me sin()!!!

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What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.

What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

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What did the mathematician's apprentice say when he didn't get acknowledged?

Notice me sin()!!!

What's the difference between a Baptist and a Catholic?

Catholics acknowledge each other in the liquor aisle. Extra: What's the difference between Catholics and Lutherans? Catholics just acknowledge each other in the liquor aisle, Lutherans have a 15 minute conversation about booze.

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Why was the priest afraid of trigonometry?

Cos sin

What's the difference between a sin and a shame?

It's a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to take it out.