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What caused Captain Morgan's shipwreck?

He was on the rocks.

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Why are calculators grey and boring?

Cause it's what's on the inside that counts! EDIT: it was a joke guys:(

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Whitney Houston?

Oc The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead.

How do you discipline your pet rock?

You hit rock bottom!

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What caused Captain Morgan's shipwreck?

He was on the rocks.

What was Morgan Freeman called before the civil war?

Morgan.