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What caused Captain Morgan's shipwreck?

He was on the rocks.

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Why did AMD release black edition cpu?

Cause they run faster than white.

Why didn't you visit Chad?

Cause he wasn't my Niger.

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Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?

Because it was marble cake!

What type of rock is this?

It has many layers compressed together.

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What was Morgan Freeman called before the civil war?

Morgan.

What caused Captain Morgan's shipwreck?

He was on the rocks.