What caused Captain Morgan's shipwreck?

He was on the rocks.

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Why do Pillows work?

Cause they're white

Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.

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When is Iran not Iran?

When it's a rock.

What's better than breaking the seal on a bottle?

Breaking the seal on a rock.

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What was Morgan Freeman called before the civil war?

Morgan.

What caused Captain Morgan's shipwreck?

He was on the rocks.