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What happens if you play tabletennis with a bad egg?

First it goes ping then it goes pong.

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What happens when the Sun and the Moon get together?

They turn out the lights.

What happens in a Chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

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Why was the centipede late?

Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother!

What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.