What happens if you play tabletennis with a bad egg?

First it goes ping then it goes pong.

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What happens to a frogs car when it is parked illegally?

It gets toad away

What happened to the man who died from drinking Shellac?

He had a *lovely finish*.

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Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because all the kids have to play in side.

What game do little cows like to play?

Moonopoly.