Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because all the kids have to play in side.

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What's the difference between Ice Age 4 and Batman The Dark Knight?

The kids walked out of Ice Age 4... Alive

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went off to college?

Bye, son.

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Why did the peasant have poor judgement?

He couldn't afford better judgement I'll be here all day folks

Why can't you trust girls?

Because you can't trust something that bleeds for days and doesn't die.

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Who writes all his plays on the Internet?

Will-e. Shakespeare.

Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

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What do jedi hate the most?

Forced jokes.

Why do intersecting lines hate each other?

Because they do nothing except making themselves cross.

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A wooly jumper!

What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo?

A kangamoo!