Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because all the kids have to play in side.

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What were Luke Skywalker's favourite model cars to play with as a kid?

Toyodas

What do you call a woman with six kids?

Lucy

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What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

When do Arabs return their library books?

The day they're Dubai.

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What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

How do porcupines play leapfrog?

Very carefully

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Why do plants hate math?

Because it gives them square roots

Which people do the burgers hate?

The ones who are always putting the bite on them!

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What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!

What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep?

A WOOLY JUMPER