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Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because all the kids have to play in side.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What does R. Kelly say to his kids when they do something bad?

Urine trouble

What's the difference between woman's breasts and a box of matches?

The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.

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What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What kind of music can't Ed Sheeran play?

Soul

Why does Helen Keller play piano one-handed?

She sings with the other hand.

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Who do people hate and love but is really hot and goes to beach everyday?

Sun of a beach

Why do you hate a nosey pepper?

Cuz he's jalapeno.business

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because all the kids have to play in side.

What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an alien?

A Mars-upial