Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because all the kids have to play in side.

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Why do people keep a picture of their wife and kids in their wallet?

To remind them why there's no money in it

What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.

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What day does the egg fear most?

Fry-day

What does Putin say during his New Year's speech?

Don't know but its so scary that they drink for ten days straight right after!

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What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!

Why can't unicorns play soccer?

Because they don't exist

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Why do frat bros hate fruit loops?

They're eternally disappointed by two-can Sam.

What kind of music do balloons hate the most?

Pop music.

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!

What do you get if you combine a sheep and a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.