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Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because all the kids have to play in side.

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What does a goat have when it gives birth?

A kid.

What do you call a woman with six kids?

Lucy

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Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

How about a scarf?

Johnny Depp's stylist every day.

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What do you call people who play April Fool's jokes?

Annoying.

What do you call playing chess against yourself?

Chessturbation.

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Why does Ganondorf hate the internet?

There are too many links.

Why is the banjo player a fiddle player's best friend?

Without him the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.

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Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because all the kids have to play in side.

What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!