Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because all the kids have to play in side.

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What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

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What's the best thing about Alzheimer's?

You meet new people every day.

What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?

Deja Moo!

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Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...

Who plays center forward for the vampire football team?

The ghoulscorer.

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How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

Why do redditors hate Ellen Pao as CEO?

It was the Wong choice

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What do you call a kangaroo stowed away on the curiosity rover?

A Marsupial

What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo?

A kangamoo!