Because all the kids have to play in side.
Mom: typing... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!
He wanted to be cool.
He was de-lighted.
Bison
A play on words.
Three on three.
Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.
Because they hate Tibet.
A WOOLY JUMPER
('A jump rope')