What is a volcano?

A mountain with the hiccups.

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What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby?

A cry for Alp!

What is green and glides down a mountain?

A skiwi

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)

What is a volcano?

A mountain with the hiccups.

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How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds?

An elephant with hiccups!