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What do ghosts watch if they want to relax?

Skelly-vision!

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Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

What do you want to do before you tickle someone?

Test-tickles

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Who is consistently the best pro sports team to watch in Minnesota?

The visitors.

What is a 72?

A 69 with 3 people watching.

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What do you call a company run entirely by ghosts?

An incorporation.

What kind of car do ghosts drive?

BOOgatti!

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What's my type?

Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.

What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!