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What do ghosts watch if they want to relax?

Skelly-vision!

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What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.

Why did the bully go to beauty school?

She wanted to tease hair

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What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's Day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.

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What do you get if you cross a ghost and a newsreader?

A spooksman!

What do ghosts drink for Halloween?

BOOOOZE!

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What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.

What can relax you and drown you at the same time?

A one-hour facial.