What do ghosts watch if they want to relax?

Skelly-vision!

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What do you want for your birthday?

Me: You could get me a "world's best dad" mug. 4: You told me not to lie.

Why did the girl sit on her watch?

She wanted to be on time.

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How many Mormons does it take to drink a 12 pack of beer?

One if nobody is watching.

Why was the young snowflake so upset?

Because he just watched his mom get plowed.

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Where do ghosts mail their letters?

At the ghost office.

What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license

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What do Worf and Jadzia like to do to relax?

Netflix and Trill!

What's my type?

Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.