What do ghosts watch if they want to relax?

Skelly-vision!

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Why did the book join the police?

He wanted to work undercover.

Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?

He wanted to see the floor show!

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What's 72?

69 with 3 people watching!

What do Twitter drama and football have in common?

They are both interesting to watch.

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Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost?

It had a nervous breakdown.

What room does a ghost not need?

A living room

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What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!

What's my type?

Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.