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What do ghosts watch if they want to relax?

Skelly-vision!

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What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

What do you say when you don't want anymore Heineken?

NeinIcant

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What's the difference between my bike and your mom?

Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.

What do you call a room full of men watching the Super Bowl on a big screen TV?

The Patriots

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Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

It lifts their spirits.

What do ghosts like about riding horses?

Ghoulloping.

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What can relax you and drown you at the same time?

A one-hour facial.

What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!