Southerner Jokes

What did the weeaboo Southerner name his daughter?

Anna May

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How many Southerners does it take to change a lightbulb?

Change Whatever do you mean, *change*

How do Southerners get through customs so quickly?

They do declare!

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How many Lutherans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Change Why do we need change (It's cool, I go to a Lutheran church)

How many PETA memebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. PETA can't change anything.

Anna Jokes More Anna Jokes

What did the weeaboo Southerner name his daughter?

Anna May

Why did the musician give his daughters the same name?

So he could yell "Anna 1, Anna 2!"

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

Why was Cloud trying to cheer up Sky?

He looked a little blue

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What did Waldo say at the Superbowl?

I'm just here so I won't get find.

Why do men buy electric lawn mowers?

A. So they can find their way back to the house.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What do you call a place where they don't allow sleeveless shirts?

A gun free zone

Why did the model pee herself?

She was all dressed up with no place to go!

Oregonian Jokes More Oregonian Jokes

What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What did the black horse name its daughter?

Sha-neigh-neigh. Thought of it at work.

What do you do if your daughter starts smoking?

Slow down and use lube.

Southern Girl Jokes More Southern Girl Jokes

Which is more promiscuous, a Northern girl or a Southern girl?

A Northern girl says "You can" but a Southern girl says "Y'all can"!