Southerner Jokes

What did the weeaboo Southerner name his daughter?

Anna May

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How many Southerners does it take to change a lightbulb?

Change Whatever do you mean, *change*

How do Southerners get through customs so quickly?

They do declare!

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Robin Williams Jokes More Robin Williams Jokes

Where did Robin Williams go after he died?

To the Mork.

How does Robin Williams go thrift shopping?

Good Will Hunting

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

How are lawyers and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from a tree

Anna Jokes More Anna Jokes

Why did the musician give his daughters the same name?

So he could yell "Anna 1, Anna 2!"

Who's there! Ben and Anna! Ben and Anna who?

Ben and Anna split!

California Jokes More California Jokes

What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever

What happens when the fog lifts in California?

UCLA.

Marine Jokes More Marine Jokes

Why is there a flap on the back of the Navy uniform?

So the Marine have something to hold on to.

What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.

Whip Jokes More Whip Jokes

Why did Willow Smith whip her hair?

Because it has been very knotty. Apologies in advance

What is a southern aristocratic families favourite dance move?

The whip

Description Jokes More Description Jokes

What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.

Why do you think you'd be a good fit at our firm?

GUY WHOSE DESCRIPTION IS SO LONG HE DOESN'T ACTUALLY GET TO SAY ANYTHING:

Y'all Jokes More Y'all Jokes

Which is more promiscuous, a Northern girl or a Southern girl?

A Northern girl says "You can" but a Southern girl says "Y'all can"!

What's the difference between a white story and a black story?

A white story starts with "Once Apon a Time" and a black story starts with "Y'all ain't gonna believe this"