There is none Southerners both hang them from trees.
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Because slavery is illegal.
They do declare!
A Northern girl says "You can" but a Southern girl says "Y'all can"!
Because it takes them so much longer to say "Kaaa-WIT!"
It's nacho fault.
Good Will Hunting
The door.
He lost his patience
Cut the rope
The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.
Change!
Change??
One. He is drunk, and he tells the bulb to screw itself.
Both of them.
Mic Jagger says "Hey you, get off of my cloud". A Scotsman says "Hey, McLeod! Get off of my ewe!"
They're both Marine layers
Because someone stole his boat.
Because they always steal the green cards....