Southerner Jokes

What did the weeaboo Southerner name his daughter?

Anna May

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How many Southerners does it take to change a lightbulb?

Change Whatever do you mean, *change*

How do Southerners get through customs so quickly?

They do declare!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a shooting range and an American college?

About thirty thousand dollars a year.

What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How Many Marshawn Lynches Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb?

Only one. Just as long as you hand him the damn lightbulb.

How many nuclear war survivors does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. People who glow in the dark don't need lightbulbs.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Zoos

What animal did they have in concentration camps?

Dachau

Southern Baptist Jokes More Southern Baptist Jokes

How many Southern Baptists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Change!

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.

Where did AT&ampT get their 2007 slogan?

Ireland: More bars in more places

Bad Jokes More Bad Jokes

What's the worst part about working with a gamer?

They're always trying to 1-Up you.

What's the worst part about swim-up bars?

The watery stools

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What is the name of an Irish girl who hangs out on your lawn?

Patti O'Furniture

What do you do when your suicidal friend asks for a hi-five?

You leave him hanging....

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

Why should trees never sign birthday cards?

Because they're always so *Sappy*!

How about an autograph mate?

Sure." He replied. So I signed a photo print of myself and gave it to him.