Southerner Jokes

What did the weeaboo Southerner name his daughter?

Anna May

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How many Southerners does it take to change a lightbulb?

Change Whatever do you mean, *change*

How do Southerners get through customs so quickly?

They do declare!

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why are Mens bathrooms usually to the left?

Because women are right.

What do you call a woman that raps about woman's rights?

Feminem

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?

From crawling across the street when the sign said "don't walk".

How do sheep sign their e-mails?

Ewes sincerely.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Who stole the golden necklace? Was it a High Elf, a Nord or a Khajiit?

The Khajiit.

What did the stuttering Mexican say to his friend when he tried to steal his food?

These are nacho-nachos.

Y'all Jokes More Y'all Jokes

What's the difference between a white story and a black story?

A white story starts with "Once Apon a Time" and a black story starts with "Y'all ain't gonna believe this"

Which is more promiscuous, a Northern girl or a Southern girl?

A Northern girl says "You can" but a Southern girl says "Y'all can"!

Pacific Jokes More Pacific Jokes

What do the woman from southern California and the clouds over the Pacific coast have in commen?

They're both Marine layers

What did the Atlantic say to the Pacific?

Nothing. It just waved.

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

What's denser than a black hole?

Your ex.

Confederate Jokes More Confederate Jokes

How does a Confederate flag and a rainbow flag differ?

The latter represents people that win.

What do you call a confederate that's bleeding out?

A rebel without a gauze

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?

Boss: I don't know. Guy: I'm not coming in this morning!

What is The Rock going to name his Daughter?

Pebbles!