Southerner Jokes

What did the weeaboo Southerner name his daughter?

Anna May

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How many Southerners does it take to change a lightbulb?

Change Whatever do you mean, *change*

How do Southerners get through customs so quickly?

They do declare!

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Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What do you call a duck being kidnapped?

An abduction. I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.

How is lightning like a violist's fingers?

Neither one strikes in the same place twice.

Robin Williams Jokes More Robin Williams Jokes

What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South?

Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams

What did Robin Williams say to the tortilla chip?

It's nacho fault.

Trailer Jokes More Trailer Jokes

What do a Texas tornado and an Oklahoma divorce have in common?

Either way someone's losing a trailer.

What's a Tennessee tornado and a Texas divorce have in common?

Someone's gonna lose a trailer.

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"

What did the Gorilla do when he saw the sign 'Clean Washroom'?

He cleaned it!

Southern Baptist Jokes More Southern Baptist Jokes

How many Southern Baptists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Change!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Bono and Jesus?

Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.

What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

Confederate Jokes More Confederate Jokes

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

Why can't animals ever have an Olympics?

Because there's always a cheetah

What kind of animal goes "LMAO"?

Hy-Ayy-nas