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Southerner Jokes

What did the weeaboo Southerner name his daughter?

Anna May

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How many Southerners does it take to change a lightbulb?

Change Whatever do you mean, *change*

How do Southerners get through customs so quickly?

They do declare!

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How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a light-bulb?

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How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

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Why did the investment banker leave her husband?

She was losing interest.

What's an old carpenter's biggest issue?

Losing teeth.

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What belongs to me but is used the most by others?

My ex-wife

What happened when the pig ran into his ex?

There was a porkward silence

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Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days?

Dunno, they're just a bit shady.

What the best way to cut down a tree?

A Suhhh Dude

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Which is more promiscuous, a Northern girl or a Southern girl?

A Northern girl says "You can" but a Southern girl says "Y'all can"!

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What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.

What do a lonely astronaut and your thumbs have in common?

They both hang out at the Space Bar.

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How many reposters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they have to steal it first.

How many skateboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to film it. One, but it takes him fifty tries.

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How does a Confederate flag and a rainbow flag differ?

The latter represents people that win.