Southern Baptist Jokes

How many Southern Baptists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Change!

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How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Can't be done, it's a hardware problem.

How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

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How many Super Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)

How many Coldplay members does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.

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How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?

100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."

How many Apple Geniuses does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, we just swap out your whole house

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How many public school teachers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Whatever it says in the book.

How many shrinks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.