Southern Baptist Jokes

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many cops does it take the screw in a lightbulb?

The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement

How many rappers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two!.......pac. (*It's a lot better spoken than written.*)

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many second violinists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They can't get up that high!

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

What's the difference between a virgin and a lightbulb?

You can un-screw a lightbulb.

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

One..... Or two...