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How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Can't be done, it's a hardware problem.

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How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't need a lightbulb when I have the furnace ready.

How many Alzheimer victims does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side

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How many alternative school kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but they get extra credits for it

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What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven?

The Y2K deadline!

How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Can't be done, it's a hardware problem.