How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero.

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How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

How many graduate students does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one, but it takes nine years.

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How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!

How many Buddhists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, change comes from within.

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Why does everyone find the absolute value of zero so funny?

L0l

What is zero in Roman numerals?

Nothing