How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Can't be done, it's a hardware problem.

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How many Mexicans are needed to change a light bulb?

Juan.

Why did the blonde give up bowling for screwing?

The balls are lighter and you don't have to change shoes.

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How many depressed people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who cares...

How many bees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but how do they get in there

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What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven?

The Y2K deadline!

How many Software Engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None- that's hardware.