None. That's a hardware problem.
Who wants to know
They both started out black and blue then became white and golden
Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible)
Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.
Sea++
He followed the shampoo instructions.
None. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again
None that's a hardware problem