How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a hardware problem.

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How many Google plus users does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them actually. Two to hold the ladder and one to change the lightbulb.

What do you mean you were really drunk?

I already changed my Facebook relationship status for you.

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How Many A Cappella Singers Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.

How many IT people does it take to change a light bulb?

Do you have a ticket for that?

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Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

A programmer puts two glasses on his bedside table before going to sleep.

A full one, in case he gets thirsty, and an empty one, in case he doesn’t.

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How many I.T. guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a hardware problem.