How many Buddhists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, change comes from within.

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How do you make a Snowman smile?

Tell him the snowblower is coming.

What did you find most attractive concerning Monica Lewinsky?

He replied, 'She had the prettiest smile I ever came across.

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How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and another one to change it back again.

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How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.