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How many Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, the changes necessary will come from within.

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How long does it take for George R.R. Martin to finish a Reddit post?

Answer coming Fall 2017.

What stopped winter for coming?

Cuz Winterfell and it can't get up!

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How many 'Suh Dudes' does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Its already lit, fam.

How many tweakers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know

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How does a conceptual artist change a light bulb?

He calls it a work of art.

How many Studio Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We don't know. Light bulbs last longer than studio executives.

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What did the blonde Buddhist say when she finished her 88th prayer?

I literally chant even...

Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners?

Because they don't have attachments!