How many Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, the changes necessary will come from within.

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What's white and streaks across the sky at a thousand miles an hour?

The coming of the Lord.

What did they Deer say when she came out of the woods?

"I will never do that again for 2 bucks " My reply: Ha Ha!

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How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbult?

To get to the other side.

How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up.

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What profession does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Driver

How many spoiled rich girls does it take......to change a light bulb?

Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"

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Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

How many Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, the changes necessary will come from within.