How many Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, the changes necessary will come from within.

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What do you say when it's snowing?

Winter is coming.

What's the point of going to somebodys funeral?

It's not like they are coming to yours.

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How many fishermen does it take to change a light bulb?

One but you should have seen the bulb it must have been THIS big.

How many Dragonball characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes him 20 episodes.

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How many Alzheimer victims does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side

How many psychiatrists dose it take to change a light bulb?

One, but the light bulb has to want to change.

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Why did the Buddhist photographer fail at taking pictures?

Bad cam'ra

What type of gum does a Buddhist prefer?

Enlightenmint!