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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

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How many public school teachers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Whatever it says in the book.

How many people with no humor does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

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How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.

How many senior medical consultants does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds up the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!

How does an Alzheimer's patient celebrate New Years?

Kissing strangers.