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Why can't animals ever have an Olympics?

Because there's always a cheetah

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Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

What are the chances you know an Olympic gymnast??

A stretch

Who robbed Lochte at the Olympics?

Phelps.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

What do dogs have that no other animal has?

Puppy dogs!

Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

Why don't they play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

What is the fastest insect in the World?

Lice" Why... Because it is latching on a running Cheetah.