Why can't animals ever have an olympics?

Because there's always a cheetah

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How do you guys think the Germans will do in the Olympics this year?

Not too well considering they can't finish a race.

Why couldn't the American fly home from Russia after the Olympics?

Because he was Snow'den.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal is prone to both manic and depressive episodes?

A bipolar bear.

What animal is two animals at the same time?

The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :)... oh, wait.

Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

Why are giraffes so tall?

Because cheetahs are faster.

Why shouldn't you play cards in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs!