Why can't animals ever have an Olympics?

Because there's always a cheetah

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Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why does Mexico do so badly in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.

Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the Olympics?

Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What kind of ANIMAL would DO this?

Well, that's a gazelle Jeff, so probably a lion *to other ranger* Jeff's new here

What's the difference between a zoo in Louisiana and a zoo anywhere else?

In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe.

Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race?

A Cheetah.

Why shouldn't you gamble in Africa?

Too many cheetahs..