Why can't animals ever have an Olympics?

Because there's always a cheetah

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Why isnt suntanning an Olympic sport?

Because the best you can get is bronze.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the quadriplegic (crippled) Olympics?

Walking.

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Why can't animals ever have an Olympics?

Because there's always a cheetah

What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

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What do you call a cat that's guilty of infidelity?

A cheetah

Why does nobody play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs