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Why can't animals ever have an Olympics?

Because there's always a cheetah

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Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

What's the difference between an Olympic swimmer and an Olympic diver?

Mark Spitz and Greg Swallows Yeah, I know it's old....

Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animals talk on the telephone the most?

The yakety-yaks!

What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers!

Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

What animal should you never play cards with?

A cheetah

Whats the worst animal to play cards with?

A Cheetah.