Why can't animals ever have an Olympics?

Because there's always a cheetah

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Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why does Mexico never get gold medals in Olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

Why does Mexico do so badly in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers!

What kind of animal goes "LMAO"?

Hy-Ayy-nas

Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.

Why is there no gambling in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.