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Why do people with the Flu stand in corners?

Its always 90 Degrees

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What is a double-wide salad?

It's a salad for people who can't afford a house salad

What is it called when a bunch of people, all under 5'2", go to a raging party?

High wasted shorts!

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What's big, green and cries in the corner?

The Incredible Sulk

What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

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What do you do if hou are cold?

If you ever get cold, stand in a corner for a bit. They are usually 90 degrees.

When you're cold inside, where do you stand?

You usually want to stand at a corner, they're around 90 degree's