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Kirk Jokes

Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

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What did Captain Kirk do in the head?

He Shatner.

What's a Star Trek fans favourite drink?

Picardi and Kirk

Why doesn't Kirk like to have one-night stands?

Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.

What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.

Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet?

To boldly go where no man has been before!

What did Captain Kirk find at the end of the rainbow?

A LepreKHAAAAAAN!