Why have all Remain voters suddenly gotten so salty?

They don't like the taste of being the minority!

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Why don't bears wear boots?

Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.

What is long and likes to pry in a hole?

A key.

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Why are blondes like corn flakes?

Because they're simple easy and they taste good.

How can a redneck tell his twin sisters apart?

By taste.

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What do you say when only the egg remains?

It's all ovum now

Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

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What do you call an all black sorority?

A minority

Why do they say all minorities look the same?

Because once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamaul.