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Why have all Remain voters suddenly gotten so salty?

They don't like the taste of being the minority!

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What do nails like to do on the weekend?

Get hammered.

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

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What would Ed Sheeran taste like on a piece of toast?

Gingerbread

Why did the lion spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny.

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Why have all Remain voters suddenly gotten so salty?

They don't like the taste of being the minority!

What do you call a body in a morgue which hasn't been viewed by anyone yet?

Remains to be seen.

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Why do they say all minorities look the same?

Because once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamaul.

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When you look at crime statistics.