They don't like the taste of being the minority!
Because once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamaul.
When you look at crime statistics.
Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)
Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!
Chile out tonight!
What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit
A counter reformation.
Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.
Because it was A Minor.
It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.
Ryan Locht-up
Quran-berries
Because they heard it was radical!
Because he tasted funny.
You know, they're right... we do taste like chicken!
A dank transaction
A rehearsal
