They don't like the taste of being the minority!
Chile out tonight!
Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.
Because it was A Minor.
What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit
You get a Christian Bale
Shi'a LaBeouf
Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"
Because they like to get in touch with their inner self.
The slippery slope fallacy
Nail: Did you work the shaft
A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.
He was caught playing in A minor.
In A minor.
Because they always steal the show.
Because the thief was spending less than his wife.