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Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

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What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup?

I, 4-1, know we won't win.

What do you call 4 bullfighters in quicksand?

Quattro cinco

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Why aren't you allowed to smile when taking your driver IDs?

Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over.

How fast are black people allowed to go on the highway?

25 to Life.

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Why did God make women last?

He didn't want someone telling him what to do

Why did the woman take her third aborted fetus to see the priest on Sunday?

Half Life 3 Confirmed!

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How do you a convert a number to a radical?

You convert it to Islam.

What do you call Mr. LaBeouf when he converts to Islam?

Shi'a LaBeouf

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What is a Muslim who works at Starbucks called?

A Terrista

Where do Muslim people go when they die?

Everywhere

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What do Muslim men do while foreplay?

Tickle the goat under it's chin.

What does a Muslim man call a girl he is living in sin with?

Haram bea