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Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

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What has 4 legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

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Why did they not allow farmers in Greece?

They got tired of all the minotaurs.

What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...

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Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

What do women and dog-poop have in common?

The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.

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What do you call Mr. LaBeouf when he converts to Islam?

Shi'a LaBeouf

Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

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Who would still buy a Note 7 after all the controversy?

A Muslim

Why don't Muslims support Harambe?

Because it would

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What do Muslim men do while foreplay?

Tickle the goat under it's chin.

What does a muslim man call a woman he wants to sleep with, but can't due to religious reasons?

Harambae