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Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

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Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.

What about my atm card which holds all my money?

Any 4 numbers in a row.

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Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

Who has one thumb and isn't allowed to use the table saw anymore?

This guy.

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Why don't women need umbrellas?

Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.

Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

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What religion still believes in the Big Bang?

X-post from /r/imgoingtohellforthis Islam

Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

Why aren't there any Muslims in Star Trek?

Because it's the future

What do you call a Muslim Girl dating an Agnostic Guy?

For safety purposes, I don't know if I should tell you her name..

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What does a muslim man call a woman he wants to sleep with, but can't due to religious reasons?

Harambae

What does a Muslim man call a girl he is living in sin with?

Haram bea