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Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

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What's the first step of fire safety?

4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.

What's the difference between a 3 figure and a 4-figure suit?

1 figure, literally and figuratively.

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Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

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Why do women like Ryan Gosling?

Because he is always Gosling around..... A co-worker snickered so I figued share.

Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?

So we can think about a solution in silence

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Why shouldn't ISIS be destroying ancient Mesopotamian buildings?

Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.

What do you call the fruit of Islam?

Quran-berries

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Why dont Muslims play Dota?

Because techies respawns

What bee is forbidden to the Muslims?

Haram-bee

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Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!