Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"
They only had 4 cars.
If it had 4 doors it'd be a chicken sedan.
When the choir boys have diarrhea.
The government is opposed to euthanasia.
With the stock market you can only lose when you pull out.
Their criminal record.
Islams It.
Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.
O'Pressive.
Allah Carte
Islams it!
Tickle the goat under it's chin.