Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"
Because in charge Yoda was.
It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this! No Jimmy, it's your dog...
No Bhikkhunis(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhikkhuni) allowed.
Because they always blow their trunks off!
Cause nobody would be looking for them.
Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.
Islam.
Boom.
A Quran
Tickle the goat under it's chin.
