Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

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Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors?

If it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

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How many cans of soda can a soda can can if a soda can can can cans?

No one can ever know.

Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!

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How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

He proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

Why do women make better pilots than men?

They only have one joystick to worry about.

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What do you call Mr. LaBeouf when he converts to Islam?

Shi'a LaBeouf

What do you call the fruit of Islam?

Quran-berries

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Why dont Muslims play Dota?

Because techies respawns

Which university has the most muslims?

SUNY

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Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

What does a Muslim man call a girl he is living in sin with?

Haram bea