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Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

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Why is gravity the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces?

Because it doesn't even lift.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 4 dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Why did the vulture fly United Airlines?

Because they allow 1 free carrion

What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

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Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

Whats six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?

Money.

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How do you a convert a number to a radical?

You convert it to Islam.

What do you call a Muslim basketball player's best move?

Islam Dunk

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Where does a Muslim go for a quick bite?

Allahu Snackbar!

What is the name of Turkey's most beloved actor?

Muslim Bale

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Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

What does a Muslim man call a girl he is living in sin with?

Haram bea