Why do women make better pilots than men?

They only have one joystick to worry about.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

Why are we watching a live internet stream of men exiting a hole?

Isn't this using the internet backwards

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why did the woman take her third aborted fetus to see the priest on Sunday?

Half Life 3 Confirmed!

Why do you need to be 35 to be elected president?

So women don't get elected.

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How do you tell if someone is opposed to GMOs?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.