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What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

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2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

What do a Pediatrician and Podiatrist have in common?

Their patients are 2'

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What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown?

An elephant with diarrhea

Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What begins with S, ends with X and will change your life?

Smallpox

What do you have when life gives you melons?

Dyslexia.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

Because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out

What has fifty legs but still can't walk?

Half a centipede.

8 Jokes More 8 Jokes

How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across?

Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

What do you call a group of 8 rabbits?

A) Rabbyte!

Fred Jokes More Fred Jokes

Who's there! A Fred! A Fred who?

Who's a Fred of the Big Bad Wolf

What did Fred from 'Scooby Doo' say when Mystery Inc. finally found a mystery that was too scary for them to solve?

2scooby4doo

Year Old Jokes More Year Old Jokes

What's the best thing about sleeping with twenty two year old's?

There is twenty of them.

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.

George Weasley Jokes More George Weasley Jokes

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

What does George Weasley see in the Mirror of Erised?

His reflection.

8 Leg Jokes More 8 Leg Jokes

What do you get when you have an ant with 8 legs?

An uncle that has to build a bigger shoe closet...

What has got 8 legs and 1 eye?

2 chairs and a half of a fish.

Remainder Jokes More Remainder Jokes

How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.