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What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins

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What has four legs but can't walk?

A chair.

What do you do with a dog that doesn't have any legs?

You take him for a drag.

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How do you stop a baby from walking in circles?

Pin its other hand to the ground.

What do you call a neolithic taking a walk?

A meanderthal

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What's the best way to get a youthful figure?

Ask a woman her age.

What gets higher with age?

Willie Nelson

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How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off

What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins

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What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins

How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off