What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins

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What do you call a dog without front legs?

Chester.

What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

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When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house?

When the door is open!

Why do people carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas cant walk.

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What do computer programmers and aged-care nurses have in common?

They both worry about the position of colons.

What's your age?

Me: I'm 20 Them: Oh, when i was your age i was 21

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What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins

How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off

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How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off

What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins