What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things?

A mountain gloat.

What has two legs and looks like a spider?

A spider. (They have two legs and an additional six legs also)

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How many more times will I watch "A Walk To Remember" tonight?

As Mandy Moore times as I want to.

What are you doing crawling into school ten minutes late?

Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late!

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday?

He's trying to age disgracefully!

What age were pigs discovered in?

The Saus Age.

Weasley Jokes More Weasley Jokes

What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins

How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off

Weasley Twin Jokes More Weasley Twin Jokes

How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off

What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins