What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

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Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.

What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?

Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.

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Which rock band has 4 people but doesn't make music?

Mount Rushmore

Why aren't Pokemon very good dancers?

They can only learn 4 moves.

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Why do we all marry?

Because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

What is love? The energy of life. What is marriage?

The energy bill...

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Why did a pregnant lady walk into Jimmy Johns?

They promised freaky fast delivery

What do you say when your mom walks in on you fapping?

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

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What 8 letter phrase means a healthy scratch?

Tim Tebow

What country has 6 faces, and 8 points?

Cuba

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What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.

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What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

What's the best part about bangin' twenty six year olds?

You get to meet Jared Fogel.

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What does George Weasley see in the Mirror of Erised?

His reflection.

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

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What do you get when you have an ant with 8 legs?

An uncle that has to build a bigger shoe closet...

What has got 8 legs and 1 eye?

2 chairs and a half of a fish.

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What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.