Why dont Muslims play Dota?

Because techies respawns

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Why does Tiger have to take so many baths?

Because he plays with Pooh all day.

What do you call a herpes pun?

A play on warts

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What is a Muslims favourite video game?

Goat simulator

What famous hotel chain do muslims prefer when travelling on religious holidays?

Ramadamadan.

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Why dont Muslims play Dota?

Because techies respawns

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How can you tell an introverted Techie from an extroverted Techie?

An extroverted Techie looks at *your* shoes when he's talking to you.

Why dont Muslims play Dota?

Because techies respawns

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What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.

Why does Jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn