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Why dont Muslims play Dota?

Because techies respawns

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Why is it fun to play with matches?

They're lit.

Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek?

Nobody will look for them.

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Why do Muslims love shopping at Ross?

Because they can dress foreless.

What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting!

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Why dont Muslims play Dota?

Because techies respawns

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How can you tell an introverted Techie from an extroverted Techie?

An extroverted Techie looks at *your* shoes when he's talking to you.

Why dont Muslims play Dota?

Because techies respawns

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What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.

Why does Jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn