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What did the muslim woman say to her new fiance?

Jihad me at hello.

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Why did the Muslim take his Note 7 onto an airplane?

Do I really have to answer that Who doesn't bring their phone with them when they travel

What do you call a Muslim Girl dating an Agnostic Guy?

For safety purposes, I don't know if I should tell you her name..

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What did the muslim woman say to her new fiance?

Jihad me at hello.

How do Muslim women get wrinkles off their faces?

Fabric softener.

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Why did the H blow itself up?

Because the Jihad.

What did the Arab say to his goat?

Jihad Me at hello

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?

You wave hello!

What kind of computer says "Hello"?

A Dell