What did the muslim woman say to her new fiance?

Jihad me at hello.

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Why aren't there any Muslim feminists?

Pork is haram

What does the Army call it's Muslim infantry units with vehicles?

Mecca-nized infantry.

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Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?

They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)

How Many Muslim Women Does it Take to Screw In a Light Bulb?

Silly, Muslim Women aren't allowed to screw in light bulbs.

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Whats the difference between a feminist and a jihad?

One actually fights for change

What did the Arab say to his goat?

Jihad Me at hello

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What did the muslim woman say to her new fiance?

Jihad me at hello.

What do you say to an alien with two heads?

Hello. Hello.