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What did the muslim woman say to her new fiance?

Jihad me at hello.

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What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child?

A kid who loves halalpenos

Whats a Muslims favorite cologne?

GERMANY!!!!

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What did the muslim woman say to her new fiance?

Jihad me at hello.

What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment?

The second (right to bare arms)

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What did the Arab say to his goat?

Jihad Me at hello

Why did the H blow itself up?

Because the Jihad.

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What kind of computer says "Hello"?

A Dell

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?

You wave hello!