What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment?

The second (right to bare arms)

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What is a Muslims favorite type of vinegar?

BalIslamic

What's a Muslim's favourite musician?

Shari'ah Carey

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What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo?

The second coming of Jess.

What did the first airplane engine say to the second airplane engine?

Are we there soon?" "Not jet."

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How do Muslim women get wrinkles off their faces?

Fabric softener.

What did the muslim woman say to her new fiance?

Jihad me at hello.

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Why do Americans weight lift in tank tops?

Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.

What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment?

The second (right to bare arms)