What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment?

The second (right to bare arms)

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Why do Muslim extremists prefer to drink cappuccino?

Because they hate french press.

What do you call a drunk muslim woman?

Stoned.

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What did the first airplane engine say to the second airplane engine?

Are we there soon?" "Not jet."

What's white and sticky?

What's white and sticky and hangs from the clouds. The second coming of the Lord

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What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment?

The second (right to bare arms)

What does a ninja and a muslim woman have in common?

They're both invisible.

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What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment?

The second (right to bare arms)

Why do Americans weight lift in tank tops?

Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.