What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment?

The second (right to bare arms)

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What is one thing you never say to a Muslim?

Share ya laws.

Where did the Muslim go for his sandwich?

Aaaaaaaaallah Snackbar.

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What do you have when you are having second thoughts about your booking on Native American land?

Reservation reservation reservations.

What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

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What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment?

The second (right to bare arms)

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What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment?

The second (right to bare arms)

Why do Americans weight lift in tank tops?

Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.