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What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment?

The second (right to bare arms)

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What does a Muslim cowboy shout on his horse?

Jee hawd!!!!!!!!!!

When is the only time a Muslim bets?

When there is a prophet involved.

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What is a million years like to you?

God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny God: Just a second.

How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end.

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What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment?

The second (right to bare arms)

How do Muslim women get wrinkles off their faces?

Fabric softener.

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Why do Americans weight lift in tank tops?

Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.

What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment?

The second (right to bare arms)