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What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment?

The second (right to bare arms)

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Why do Americans weight lift in tank tops?

Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.

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Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What's the most believed oxymoron?

Peaceful muslims

What's Lance Armstrong's favorite pen brand?

Uniball. What's a Muslim's favorite pen Arab Bic. What's a deaf-mute's favorite pen Pentel.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

How many seconds are in a year?

Only 12. One for every month.

Who will take the second shot in this snooker game?

Find out after the break.

Exercise Jokes More Exercise Jokes

What does a dog like to wear when it's exercising?

Pants.

Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What is Son Goku's least liked food?

Vegetta balls

What do necrophiliacs and alcoholics have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What will you have?

The seals says, "Anything but a Canadian Club."

What do Canadians say after a prayer in church?

Eh-men

Muslim Woman Jokes More Muslim Woman Jokes

What did the muslim woman say to her new fiance?

Jihad me at hello.

How do Muslim women get wrinkles off their faces?

Fabric softener.

Right Jokes More Right Jokes

Where was Matthew McConaughey headed in those Lincoln commercials?

Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights.

What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning?

Getting a right call.

Tank Top Jokes More Tank Top Jokes

Why do Americans weight lift in tank tops?

Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.