Bare Arm Jokes

What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment?

The second (right to bare arms)

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Why don't Canadians wear tank tops?

They don't have the right to bare arms

Why do Americans weight lift in tank tops?

Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.

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Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

To get to the second hand shop.

How many second violinists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They can't get up that high!

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What do Canadian banks and psych wards have in common?

They both contain locked up loonies!

What do you call a slightly impolite canadian dust devil?

Da rude "eh" sandstorm

Right Jokes More Right Jokes

Why don't Canadians wear tank tops?

They don't have the right to bare arms

Why does everyone claim that Steve Bannon is such a crazy guy?

He seems alt-right!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

What do you call an Asian wearing contacts?

Customization. GET IT CUSTOM EYES ASIAN!!!

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

Why shouldn't you invest in muslim-owned businesses?

They never show a prophet.

Where did the Muslim go for his sandwich?

Aaaaaaaaallah Snackbar.

Tank Top Jokes More Tank Top Jokes

Why don't Canadians wear tank tops?

They don't have the right to bare arms

Why do Americans weight lift in tank tops?

Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.

Muslim Woman Jokes More Muslim Woman Jokes

What does a ninja and a muslim woman have in common?

They're both invisible.

What do you call a Muslim woman wearing oculur rift or a VR headset?

Stealth Bomber

Exercise Jokes More Exercise Jokes

What kind of exercises do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats

How do I get to 280?

A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"