Bare Arm Jokes

What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment?

The second (right to bare arms)

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Why do Americans weight lift in tank tops?

Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.

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Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why type of nut do Wallflowers like?

Walnuts

Why do Buddhists always buy 1 ply toilet paper?

Because they like to get in touch with their inner self.

American Jokes More American Jokes

What do Americans call the summer holidays?

Ceasefire

Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes

Muslim Woman Jokes More Muslim Woman Jokes

What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment?

The second (right to bare arms)

Right Jokes More Right Jokes

What did the blondes left leg say to her right?

Nothing... They've never met

What does it mean when a pedestrian has the right of way?

When you see a pedestrian, youve got to get them, right away

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What s a Muslim s favorite cologne?

GERMANY!!!!

What do you call a rich muslim god?

Ballah

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What do you call a Canadian rap group?

Poutine Clan

Why don't Canadians do well on Wheel of Fortune?

Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."

Exercise Jokes More Exercise Jokes

What does a dog like to wear when it's exercising?

Pants.

What does seven days without exercise make?

One weak!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Who wears a red suit and knows if you were naughty or nice?

The Spanish Inquisition.

What do you call a group of 5 guys named Curtis that are all wearing matching suits?

A Curtis-y flush