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Bare Arm Jokes

What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment?

The second (right to bare arms)

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

Why do Americans weight lift in tank tops?

Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.

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Muslim Woman Jokes More Muslim Woman Jokes

What did the muslim woman say to her new fiance?

Jihad me at hello.

How do Muslim women get wrinkles off their faces?

Fabric softener.

Tank Top Jokes More Tank Top Jokes

Why do Americans weight lift in tank tops?

Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal... The ethiopian chasing it.

Who is the coolest guy in the Hospital?

A. The Ultra Sound guy. Q. Who is the second coolest? A. The Hip replacement dude.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What does a Muslim man call a girl he is living in sin with?

Haram bea

What is a Muslim's Favorite Dinosaur???

Allahsaurus!

American Jokes More American Jokes

How is the American public now like Socrates?

By November, they will have both picked their poison.

Why do Americans drink their tea cold?

Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor.

Right Jokes More Right Jokes

How do you find hundreds of jokes about finding Will Smith in the snow?

Type "fresh prints" in the "search reddit" box at the right.

What did the blondes left leg say to her right?

Nothing... They've never met

Exercise Jokes More Exercise Jokes

What kind of exercise did Jesus do?

Crossfit

What does the captain of the USS Enterprise do for exercise?

Jean-Luc Picardio

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

How can you tell if a Finnish guy likes you?

He's staring at your shoes instead of his own.

What does James Bond say after a heavy workout?

I would like to have Whey. Shaken, not stirred.