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What do you call a poo which still remains after flushing?

An - nflushable loating bject

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Flush Jokes More Flush Jokes

Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet?

Because it was a Number 2.

Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

Poo Jokes More Poo Jokes

How long does it take a black woman to poo?

9 mouths

Why is poo tapered?

So your arse doesn't slam.

Remain Jokes More Remain Jokes

Why have all Remain voters suddenly gotten so salty?

They don't like the taste of being the minority!

Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.