What do you call a poo which still remains after flushing?

An - nflushable loating bject

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Why did the janitor flush the toilet?

Because it was his duty.

Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

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Why did the baker get smelly fingers?

Because he needed a poo.

Why were the baker's hands smelly?

He kneaded a poo

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Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.

Why have all Remain voters suddenly gotten so salty?

They don't like the taste of being the minority!