What do you call a poo which still remains after flushing?

An - nflushable loating bject

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Why did the janitor flush the toilet?

Because it was his duty.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

He flushed.

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Why were the bakers hands brown?

Because he kneeded a poo

Why are toilet tasks called ONE and TWO?

Because TWO rhymes with POO

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Why have all Remain voters suddenly gotten so salty?

They don't like the taste of being the minority!

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He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.