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What do you call a poo which still remains after flushing?

An - nflushable loating bject

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What do you call a poo which still remains after flushing?

An - nflushable loating bject

Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

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Why were the baker's hands smelly?

He kneaded a poo

Why are toilet tasks called ONE and TWO?

Because TWO rhymes with POO

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What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him.