Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

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What do you call two nuns playing a bongo?

A conundrum.

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

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Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet?

Because it was a Number 2.

Why couldn't the poop get flushed down the drain?

Because it was deterred.

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Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

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Why should you never hit people with violins?

Because violins is not the answer...

Why couldn't they show the orchestra concert on TV?

There was too much sax and violins.

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Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.