Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

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When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games?

The Wii hours of the morning.

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He always breaks the bat.

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Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet?

Because it was a Number 2.

Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son

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Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

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On your Marx, get set, go!

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What do you call it when one musician abuses another?

An act of violins.

Why should you never hit people with violins?

Because violins is not the answer...

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Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.