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Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

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What did the violin say when it finally played the music correctly?

Viola.

What is a toad's favorite genre of music?

Hip hop.

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What do you call a poo which still remains after flushing?

An - nflushable loating bject

Why did the janitor flush the toilet?

Because it was his duty.

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Why should you never hit people with violins?

Because violins is not the answer...

Why couldn't they show the orchestra concert on TV?

There was too much sax and violins.

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Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!

Cistern Jokes More Cistern Jokes

Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.