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Why did the airplane crash into the building?

BECAUSE THE PILOT WAS A LOAF OF BREAD!

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What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

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What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

What's the difference between god and pilots?

God doesn't think he's a pilot.

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What did the donut say to the loaf of bread?

If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!

Where is the most conflict in a loaf of bread?

The middle yeast

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Why did the baker bake more bread?

He kneaded the dough.

Why does bread not have eyebrows?

Because it's bread.

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Why did the airplane crash into the building?

BECAUSE THE PILOT WAS A LOAF OF BREAD!

Why are airplane crashes in the ocean so visible?

They're plane to sea