Why did the airplane crash into the building?

BECAUSE THE PILOT WAS A LOAF OF BREAD!

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Why Couldn't the Ancient Egyptians Build a Plane?

Because, it wasn't very Pharoah-dynamic.

Why did the prison board decide to build the new prison out of concrete?

The old one was made of steal.

Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.

How can you tell if someone is a pilot?

They'll just tell you.

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

Why does the baker have so many loaves?

Because they bred.

What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman?

I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What did one piece of bread say to the sad piece of bread?

Its going to be all rye.

What do you get when you plant a loaf of bread?

A bakery.

Airplane Crash Jokes More Airplane Crash Jokes

Why are airplane crashes in the ocean so visible?

They're plane to sea

Why did the airplane crash?

The pilot was a loaf of bread.