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Why did the airplane crash into the building?

BECAUSE THE PILOT WAS A LOAF OF BREAD!

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Why are you putting handcuffs on that building?

Officer: I'm making a house arrest

How does a penguin build it’s house?

Igloos it together.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane?

Pilot.

What do you call an Asian who flies planes?

A pilot.

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

What do you call a loaf of grumpy bread?

Sourdough!

What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman?

I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What do you call a baby seal between two slices of bread?

A clubbed sandwich

Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made out of pasta?

Made out of bread was taken.

Airplane Crash Jokes More Airplane Crash Jokes

Why are airplane crashes in the ocean so visible?

They're plane to sea

Why did the airplane crash into the building?

BECAUSE THE PILOT WAS A LOAF OF BREAD!