BECAUSE THE PILOT WAS A LOAF OF BREAD!
He only had Ein Stein
A business major asks, "How can we finance this " A liberal arts major asks, "Do you want fries with that "
A jet engine stops whining after it lands
Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."
I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"
If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!
The pilot was a loaf of bread
A buffaloaf.
The pilot was a loaf of bread.