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What's the difference between children and Isis?

Drones can't tell either

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What's the difference between love and herpes?

Herpes last forever.

What's the difference between a mouse and a rat?

1 has a less likely chance of survival in the dog pound

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How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?

He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.

How do you tell a rabbit from a gorilla?

A rabbit doesn't look like a gorilla.

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What is ISIS's favorite kind of coffee?

Decapitated

What is ISIS's favorite candy bar?

Allahu Snackbar, it's flavor is explosive.

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What's the worst thing you can do in the name of cupidity?

Going to Thailand with your own children

What did the Elephant say while scolding her children?

Tusk Tusk I am so sorry

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What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones

What do you call a person who teaches about Drones?

Dronacharya