What's the difference between children and Isis?

Drones can't tell either

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What's the difference between organized crime and politics?

One's organized.

What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

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What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?

Pupil: Dead I didn't even know he was sick!

How do mute people tell each others secrets?

They put on mittens.

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What do you do when ISIS attacks?

Make a mad Daesh to a shelter

What do you call a former member of ISIS?

WASWAS

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Why don't girls like playing dodgeball?

Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child

What did the ant whisper into the elephant's ear that made the elephant faint?

I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...

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What do you call a person who teaches about Drones?

Dronacharya

What's the difference between children and Isis?

Drones can't tell either