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Why did the terrorist buy himself a Porsche?

He was going through a midlife ISIS

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What's colder than ice cream?

ISIS

How does someone stop ISIS?

Change their name to past tense, WASWAS.

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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

What's The Coolest Thing On the Internet I Can Buy for Under $100?

Http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/wyozq/whatisthecoolestthingicanbuyonthe/c5hp9rg

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Why are terrorists so mean?

Because they don't like Nice people.

What kind of back problem did the terrorist have?

Scoli-isis

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Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

Why did the terrorist buy himself a Porsche?

He was going through a midlife ISIS