Why did the terrorist buy himself a Porsche?

He was going through a midlife ISIS

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Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

Because they serve Poutine.

What fictional city can ISIS not invade by land?

Gotham City.

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What do you call two Canadians buy coffee?

Double double doubles

How do you sell chocolate to a deaf/foreign person?

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME CHOCOLATE?!

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Where did the terrorist go after the explosion?

Everywhere..

What did the terrorists say after blowing himself up before getting to his destination?

Too soon

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What's the difference between an flautist and a Porsche?

Most members of the band haven't been in a Porsche.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a porcupine?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine.