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Why did the terrorist buy himself a Porsche?

He was going through a midlife ISIS

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How does someone stop ISIS?

Change their name to past tense, WASWAS.

What do the Russians use to film their war with Isis?

Daeshcams

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What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

Who would still buy a Note 7 after all the controversy?

A Muslim

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Why are terrorists so mean?

Because they don't like Nice people.

What did the terrorist say to the racist and the socialist?

We are the 2016 presidential candidate frontrunners. This is a joke take it that way

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What's the difference between an flautist and a Porsche?

Most members of the band haven't been in a Porsche.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a Skoda?

Paul Walker wouldn't be seen dead in a Skoda.