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Why did the terrorist buy himself a Porsche?

He was going through a midlife ISIS

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What will be on the Denny's Menu when ISIS takes over?

The Grand I-slam

What do you call a condensed version of the history of ISIS?

CaliphNotes!

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How could you be pregnant!?

I bought he GOOD dollar store condoms!!!

Why did the bodybuilder buy a dictionary?

Because he wanted to get more definition.

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What do you call it when you lobotomize terrorists?

Simplifying Radicals. Yes, she's a math teacher.

What did the terrorist say to the waiter after his meal?

These hot wings have made me a ticking time bomb.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a Skoda?

Paul Walker wouldn't be seen dead in a Skoda.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and an erection?

I dont have a Porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)