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Why did the terrorist buy himself a Porsche?

He was going through a midlife ISIS

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What's ISIS favourite meal?

Turkey! Its the bomb!

Why is ISIS so good at sports?

Even in high-intensity games they always manage to execute

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Where do dead people buy their cigarettes?

At the coroner store.

Why bother?

They're only going to buy drugs or alcohol with it!"... oh, like I wasn't!

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What do terrorists and the England football team have in common?

They will never win

What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist?

Terrorists have sympathizers.

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What do you get when you make a condiment out of an expensive car?

Porsche-tchesire sauce

Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche?

At a ghastly station.