Why did the terrorist buy himself a Porsche?

He was going through a midlife ISIS

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What do the Russians use to film their war with Isis?

Daeshcams

What is ISIS?

They are Radical!!! Please don't hurt me....

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Where is the best place to buy chicken broth?

At the stock market

What is the most unethical thing you can legally buy?

Nestle products

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Where do terrorists go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak-Bar.

Why did the terrorist go to Sonic?

To have a Blast!

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Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche?

At a ghastly station.

Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy