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Why did the terrorist buy himself a Porsche?

He was going through a midlife ISIS

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How does ISIS cool down in the summer time?

In a blow up pool

What fictional city can ISIS not invade by land?

Gotham City.

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What does the head of the Catholic Church used to buy goods online?

Papal

Where's the best place to buy jive cheese?

Monterey, Jack!

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What does a terrorist and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them the more English you get.

How did the terrorist get into Czechoslovakia?

They didn't Czech his papers.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a Skoda?

Paul Walker wouldn't be seen dead in a Skoda.

Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy