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Why did the terrorist buy himself a Porsche?

He was going through a midlife ISIS

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What did one ISIS member say to another?

IED mubarak..

What's the difference between a civilian camp and an ISIS base?

I don't know I just fly the drones

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Why did the spider buy a car?

So he could take it out for a spin!

Where does monty python buy his water?

From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.

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Why did the terrorist cross the road?

To send people to the other side.

Why did the terrorist blow up the playground?

He was a suislide bomber!

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Why did the terrorist buy himself a Porsche?

He was going through a midlife ISIS

What do Porsche and Apple have in common?

New product, same design.