Why did the terrorist go to Sonic?

To have a Blast!

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What's the difference between a terrorist and a feminist?

The terrorist needs a trigger to blow things up.

What do you call a terrorist on the moon?

A problem. What do you call when 3 terrorists are on the moon? A problem. What do you call when all the terrorists are on the moon? A solution.

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Why did the terrorist go to Sonic?

To have a Blast!

Why don't astronauts get hungry after being blasted into space?

Because they've just had a big launch.

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Why does The Rock love Sonic the Hedgehog?

IT DOESN'T MATTER"!***

What did Sonic the Hedgehog say during Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!