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Why did the terrorist go to Sonic?

To have a Blast!

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Why did the terrorist cross the road?

To send people to the other side.

What is your secret weapon against terrorists?

We simply reply......Chuck Norris

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What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

Why don't astronauts get hungry after being blasted into space?

Because they've just had a big launch.

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What do an anorexic person and Sonic the Hedgehog have in common?

They both gotta go fast.

Why does The Rock love Sonic the Hedgehog?

IT DOESN'T MATTER"!***