Why did the terrorist go to Sonic?

To have a Blast!

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Why do terrorists hate air planes made of water?

Because they hate waterboarding.

Where do terrorists go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak-Bar.

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Why did the terrorist go to Sonic?

To have a Blast!

Who makes the best Astronauts?

Team Rocket since they're always blasting off.

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What do an anorexic person and Sonic the Hedgehog have in common?

They both gotta go fast.

What does Sonic say on the first day of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!