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Why did the terrorist go to Sonic?

To have a Blast!

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Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan?

Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on

What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist?

Terrorists have sympathizers.

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Who makes the best Astronauts?

Team Rocket since they're always blasting off.

Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.

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How is a Muslim at Ramadan like Sonic the Hedgehog?

They both gotta go fast.

What did Sonic the Hedgehog say during Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!