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Why did the terrorist go to Sonic?

To have a Blast!

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Why are terrorists so mean?

Because they don't like Nice people.

Where do terrorists go to have a drink?

Allahuak Bar

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Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.

Who makes the best Astronauts?

Team Rocket since they're always blasting off.

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Why did the terrorist go to Sonic?

To have a Blast!

What do an anorexic person and Sonic the Hedgehog have in common?

They both gotta go fast.