Sonic Jokes

What does Sonic say during Ramadan?

GOTTA GO FAST

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What does Sonic say on the first day of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

What did Sonic the Hedgehog say during Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

How is a Muslim at Ramadan like Sonic the Hedgehog?

They both gotta go fast.

Why did the terrorist go to Sonic?

To have a Blast!

Why does The Rock love Sonic the Hedgehog?

IT DOESN'T MATTER"!***

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Smurfette, as she's the only one with a blue box!

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They both gotta go fast.

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Why did the terrorist buy himself a Porsche?

He was going through a midlife ISIS

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Terrorists have sympathizers.

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What will you have sir?

Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."

What do you get if you drink too much Gin?

A double Gin

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How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

Why isn't Sonic the Hedgehog Muslim?

Because once Ramadan is over, he can't stop fasting!

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Why didn't the derivative of sec(x) go to the beach?

Because secant tan

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

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How is a Muslim at Ramadan like Sonic the Hedgehog?

They both gotta go fast.

What's Shakespeare's favorite video game?

Sonnet the hedgehog

World Jokes More World Jokes

How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

What's the worlds longest sentence?

I do.