Sonic Jokes

What does Sonic say during Ramadan?

GOTTA GO FAST

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What does Sonic say on the first day of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

What did Sonic the Hedgehog say during Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

How is a Muslim at Ramadan like Sonic the Hedgehog?

They both gotta go fast.

Why did the terrorist go to Sonic?

To have a Blast!

Why does The Rock love Sonic the Hedgehog?

IT DOESN'T MATTER"!***

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Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.

What did the Muslim Sonic say?

Gotta go fast.

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Why are there no nice cars in heaven?

Because abortions float.

How about sonic?

She said, "That's not somewhere nice" I said, "It is if you go in a nice car."

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What happens when Supper stars fart in public?

Lol

Why can't Americans play LoL?

They can't guard their towers.

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How do terrorists like their apple pie?

Allah mode.

Where do terrorists store their money?

In the West Bank

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What's the name of the best brewer in the world?

Bock Goodale

How did Han Solo enter the world?

On the perineum falcon!

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What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

What does Mario use to talk to dead people?

A Luigi Board

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What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

A sandwich.

How did San Diego get its name?

Someone dropped their waffle on the beach.

Gin Jokes More Gin Jokes

What will you have sir?

Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."

What do you call a drunk blue hedgehog?

Gin and sonic.