Sonic Jokes

What does Sonic say during Ramadan?

GOTTA GO FAST

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What does Sonic say on the first day of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

What did Sonic the Hedgehog say during Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

How is a Muslim at Ramadan like Sonic the Hedgehog?

They both gotta go fast.

Why did the terrorist go to Sonic?

To have a Blast!

Why does The Rock love Sonic the Hedgehog?

IT DOESN'T MATTER"!***

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Serifs up, dude!

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Flip-Flips.

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Because we fast.

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A speedo

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Speedos!

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You gotta catch Jamal

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A double Gin

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Where do terrorists go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak-Bar.

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