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What does Sonic say during Ramadan?

GOTTA GO FAST

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What does Sonic say on the first day of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

What do an anorexic person and Sonic the Hedgehog have in common?

They both gotta go fast.

What did Sonic the Hedgehog say during Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

How is a Muslim at Ramadan like Sonic the Hedgehog?

They both gotta go fast.

Why did the terrorist go to Sonic?

To have a Blast!

Why does The Rock love Sonic the Hedgehog?

IT DOESN'T MATTER"!***

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Why did the terrorist go to Sonic?

To have a Blast!

Who makes the best Astronauts?

Team Rocket since they're always blasting off.

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What do blacks and bikes have in common?

They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.

How do you stop an alien invasion?

You build a wall.

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

Where do terrorists go to have a drink?

Allahuak Bar

What did the terrorist say to the police before he blew up the building?

C4 yourself!

Gin Jokes More Gin Jokes

What do you call a drunk blue hedgehog?

Gin and sonic.

What do you get if you drink too much Gin?

A double Gin

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

Why are Mormons more like Muslims than they are like Christians?

Christians are not-for-prophet organizations.

What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!

June Jokes More June Jokes

Why does the NBA finish in June?

She likes it.

Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.

Anorexic Person Jokes More Anorexic Person Jokes

What do you call an anorexic person with a yeast infection?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

What do an anorexic person and Sonic the Hedgehog have in common?

They both gotta go fast.

Nice Car Jokes More Nice Car Jokes

How about sonic?

She said, "That's not somewhere nice" I said, "It is if you go in a nice car."

Why are there no nice cars in heaven?

Because abortions float.