Sonic Jokes

What does Sonic say during Ramadan?

GOTTA GO FAST

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What does Sonic say on the first day of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

What did Sonic the Hedgehog say during Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

How is a Muslim at Ramadan like Sonic the Hedgehog?

They both gotta go fast.

Why did the terrorist go to Sonic?

To have a Blast!

Why does The Rock love Sonic the Hedgehog?

IT DOESN'T MATTER"!***

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A long necked toothbrush!

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A hedgehog.

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They found her head and shoulders on the beach

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Microwaves!

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Jose can you see, by the dawn's early light...

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The Wii hours of the morning.

Gin Jokes More Gin Jokes

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A double Gin

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There once was a fellow McSweeny Who spilled some gin on his weenie Just to be couth He added vermouth Then slipped his girlfriend a martini

Fast Jokes More Fast Jokes

What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast?

OC I think I'll go on a diet!

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Dead walkers

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What does a muslim say when he makes a mistake?

Allahu Mybad

What's a Muslim's favorite TV show?

It's always sunni in Philadelphia

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What even is that?

United States: Lol, we made it up.

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NASA: Lol guess there isnt intelligent life out there

Ramadan Jokes More Ramadan Jokes

How did Ramadan go?

It went by pretty FAST!

Why isn't Sonic the Hedgehog Muslim?

Because once Ramadan is over, he can't stop fasting!