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What do an anorexic person and Sonic the Hedgehog have in common?

They both gotta go fast.

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How is a Muslim at Ramadan like Sonic the Hedgehog?

They both gotta go fast.

What does Sonic say during Ramadan?

GOTTA GO FAST

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What do you call a pig stuck in a topiary?

A hedgehog.

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush!

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What do an anorexic person and Sonic the Hedgehog have in common?

They both gotta go fast.