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How is a Muslim at Ramadan like Sonic the Hedgehog?

They both gotta go fast.

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What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child?

A kid who loves halalpenos

What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

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How is a Muslim at Ramadan like Sonic the Hedgehog?

They both gotta go fast.

Why does The Rock love Sonic the Hedgehog?

IT DOESN'T MATTER"!***

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Why isn't Sonic the Hedgehog Muslim?

Because once Ramadan is over, he can't stop fasting!

What type of weed are you allowed to smoke during Ramadan?

Tajweed

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What's Shakespeare's favorite video game?

Sonnet the hedgehog

What do an anorexic person and Sonic the Hedgehog have in common?

They both gotta go fast.