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Drones Jokes

What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones

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What do you call a person who teaches about Drones?

Dronacharya

What's the difference between children and Isis?

Drones can't tell either

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Sharpen Jokes More Sharpen Jokes

What did the cat use to sharpen its claws?

Me. Ow.

How does a French blacksmith sharpen his blade?

He hon(hon hon)s it.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.

What are some products of the West Indies?

Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.

Throne Jokes More Throne Jokes

What do you call it when George Thorogood farts on a throne?

Air to the bone

Why was Game of Thrones banned from twitter?

Because twitter has an 140 character limit.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Where am I?

Dad: GO ASK YOUR MOTHER!

How can you tell a gamer from a rugby player?

Ask them if they play league.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between news of the US elections and Madeleine McCann?

News of the elections is getting old.

What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train the other trains the mind.

High School Jokes More High School Jokes

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Why did the students need a ladder to get into school?

It was a high school.

Banker Jokes More Banker Jokes

What did the college student say to a banker?

I am forever in your debt.

What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application?

There's no accounting for taste.

Drone Jokes More Drone Jokes

What's the difference between a terrorist camp and a school?

No idea man, im just flying the drone.

What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone