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What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones

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What do you call a person who teaches about Drones?

Dronacharya

What's the difference between children and Isis?

Drones can't tell either

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Why did Cinderella get kicked off the softball team?

Because she ran away from the ball!

How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe

Sharpen Jokes More Sharpen Jokes

What did the cat use to sharpen its claws?

Me. Ow.

What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones

Terrorist Training Camp Jokes More Terrorist Training Camp Jokes

What's the difference between a Afghanistan wedding and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me, I'm just the drone pilot.

Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know I just fly the drone.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Who's there? Dave. Dave who?

Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.

How did 3 know 4 was a Ballerina?

He had a 2-2.

Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

What do you get when someone teases you with ice cream then takes it away?

Blue Bells.

What dressing would you like on your salad?

Me: Ice cream

Breakfast Food Jokes More Breakfast Food Jokes

What breakfast food does Dr. Oz swear by?

QUACKer Oaths.

What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones

Sword Jokes More Sword Jokes

What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones

Why do you carry a knife?

Me: A sword is harder to hide.

Loan Jokes More Loan Jokes

What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones

Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan