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Breakfast Food Jokes

What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones

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What breakfast food does Dr. Oz swear by?

QUACKer Oaths.

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Banker Jokes More Banker Jokes

Why did the banker dump his girlfriend?

He lost interest.

Why was the banker bored?

Because he lost interest in everything.

Sloth Jokes More Sloth Jokes

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.

Sword Jokes More Sword Jokes

Why do you carry a knife?

Me: A sword is harder to hide.

What do you get when an epileptic person fights an iceberg with a sword?

Seizure Salad

Ebola Cereal Jokes More Ebola Cereal Jokes

Whats the most popular breakfast food in Africa?

Ebola cereal!

What is the most deadliest breakfast?

Ebola cereal. Note: Got it from my stepbrother who has his moments.

Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

Why are prison escapees so frustrating?

Because they never finish their s

Why was the blond happy she finished the jigsaw puzzle in six months?

It said 2 to 4 years on the box.

Wolf Jokes More Wolf Jokes

What is a wolf's favourite dance move?

The Shuffle... pack of wolves.

Why do doctors hate Wolves?

Lupus

Scone Jokes More Scone Jokes

What is the fastest cake in the world?

Scone.

What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones