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What's a priests least favorite thing about New Years?

The balls drop.

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What did Vladimir Putin say after dropping a smashing one-liner?

Putout

Where did the little Asian girl go when the little boy dropped by?

Everywhere.

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Why can't Cinderella play soccer?

Because she keeps running away from the ball

What does it mean if you look down and see four balls instead of two?

Careful, you might be getting screwed.

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How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?

They both have ornamental balls.

What did the priest say when watering his garden?

Let us spray.

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What do you call Jamal's dad during Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years?

Hide n' Seek World Champion 2010-2016

How does an Alzheimer's patient celebrate New Years?

Kissing strangers.