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What's a priests least favorite thing about New Years?

The balls drop.

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What is someone doing when they are disposing of diseased radishes?

Dropping some ill beets.

What does Snoop Dogg do when he forgets to put on oven mitts?

He drops it like it's hot.

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What do you call people pretending to be a ball?

Roll playing im sry

What do you call balls on the wall?

Walnuts. What do you call balls on a chest Chestnuts. What do you call balls on a chin My throne

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How do you know that you're too old?

When the priest doesn't look at you anymore.

What did the priest say when watering his garden?

Let us spray.

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What do you call Jamal's dad during Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years?

Hide n' Seek World Champion 2010-2016

How does an Alzheimer's patient celebrate New Years?

Kissing strangers.