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What's a priests least favorite thing about New Years?

The balls drop.

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What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground?

Littering.

What do you get when you drop your frozen waffle at the beach?

A San Diego

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What did Cinderella do when she reached the ball?

She choked.

Why was Cinderalla thrown out of the football team?

Because she ran away from the ball.

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How Do Priests Get High?

Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...

How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?

They both have ornamental balls.

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What do you call Jamal's dad during Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years?

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What's a priests least favorite thing about New Years?

The balls drop.