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What's a priests least favorite thing about New Years?

The balls drop.

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Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the New Year's Eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)

What'll happen if a piano is dropped on a man?

He will B flat

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What do The Pope & a Christmas Tree have in common?

The balls are just for decoration.

What does a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?

The balls are for decoration!

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What did the nun say to the priest?

Shut up

Why did the woman take her third aborted fetus to see the priest on Sunday?

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What do you call Jamal's dad during Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years?

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What's the true meaning of a New Years resolution?

Something you do for the first week of the new year.