What's a priests least favorite thing about New Years?

The balls drop.

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Why did Microsoft go straight from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

BECAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE *drops mic*

What Do you Call a Bowler that drops his ball a lot?

Gutterfingers!

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How do you tell if someone's balls are sensitive?

Give them a test-tickle

What do you call a dog that has balls of steel and is dragging them across cement?

Sparky.

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What did one priest say to the other priest?

Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."

What did the bishop say to the priest?

It's my turn.

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How does an Alzheimer's patient celebrate New Years?

Kissing strangers.

What do gamers make for New Years?

A New Years RESOLUTION