How do you know if someone is not a vegan?

They don't tell you

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How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

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How can you tell when an accountant is extroverted?

He looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.

How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

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How do you offend a vegan?

Cover your ears with your hands

What do vegan zombies say?

GRAAAAAAINS!