How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

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What is the difference between a drunk driver and a high driver?

The drunk driver will blow through a stop sign without even knowing it was there.. The high driver will wait until it turns green

Why can't Californians stop at stop signs?

I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.

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How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

How many surrealist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish

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How many ballerinas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5,6,7,8!

How many mice does it takes to screw, in a lightbulb?

Two, as always.

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What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast

What's the difference between real life Friends and the cast of the show Friends?

The ability to binge watch Friends with your friends.

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How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

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How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

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How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

How do you tell the difference between a computer scientist and an aspiring music artist?

Ask them what 'unsigned' means.