How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'

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Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant?

She was told to do an essay in school.

What's worse than a chick telling you she only thinks of you as a friend?

When she says she thinks of you like a brother.

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What did Ernie say to Bert when he asked for ice cream?

Sure, Bert!

Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner?

Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.

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How do you tell a chemist no?

Nitrogen Monoxide

Why did the Chemist give up a singing career?

He could not hit any of the ketones.

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How can you tell a chemist from a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized".

How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'