How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'

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What is a traitor?

A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.

Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

Because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)

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How does a seamstress reply to someone asking her how her day was?

So,so.....

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

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Why did some chemists go broke?

The bond market crashed.

Why are chemists always a part of the problem?

Because they can never be a part of the solution.

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How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'

How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.