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How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'

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What dog can tell the time?

A watch dog!

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke

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What did the kid ask the Pirate?

Kid asks, "Where are your buccaneers?" Pirate replies, "They're under my Buccan Hat!"

What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

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What do chemists say when they smell something that they don't like?

Pu

Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.

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What's the difference between a plumber and a scientist?

Pronounce this word: unionized

How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.