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How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'

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Hey dad, let's tell a joke for car ma!

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He was told not to play with his food.

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Ask someone vaping if you can bum a cigarette.

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Because they can never be a part of the solution.

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How can you tell a chemist from a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized".

What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"