How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'

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How many girls does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, you tell me.

How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg

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How do I do that?

He asked. "Carefully" replied the vet.

Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

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Why do chemists love bad jokes?

Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions

Why did some chemists go broke?

The bond market crashed.

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How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

What's the difference between a plumber and a scientist?

Pronounce this word: unionized