Why did some chemists go broke?

The bond market crashed.

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What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

What do you call pigs in a demolition derby?

Crashing boars.

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How does a chemist introduce Batman?

Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium Batman!

Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church?

He wanted to speak in tungsten.