Why did some chemists go broke?

The bond market crashed.

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What do you call pigs in a demolition derby?

Crashing boars.

Why did the rich guy crash his car?

He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends

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Why was the chemist not able to get very far in his study of acids?

He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.

What do people do when a chemist dies?

They barium.