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What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!

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What does a duck say when it goes to the doctor?

Quack

How do you get down from an elephant?

You don't. You get down from a duck.

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How heavy is a Chinese dumpling?

Wonton.

What happens when the lights go out in a Chinese restaurant?

It'll Dimsum.

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What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!

What did the baby order at the Chinese restaurant?

Goo goo gai pan!

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What did the tree say to the mountain?

Stop peaking at me.

What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!