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What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!

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How do you get down from an elephant?

You don't. You get down from a duck.

How do you get down off a horse?

You don't, you get down off a duck.

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What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.

What do you call a rich Chinese person?

Cha ching

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What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.

What does Waka flocka order at a Chinese restaurant?

BAO BAO BAO BAO

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What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!

What did the tree say to the mountain?

Stop peaking at me.