What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!

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Why did the duck get kicked out of church?

Because he was using fowl language!

What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.

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What do you call a Chinese conga line?

A Chu Chu train

Why do Chinese people love NY?

Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.

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What did the baby order at the Chinese restaurant?

Goo goo gai pan!

What does Waka flocka order at a Chinese restaurant?

BAO BAO BAO BAO

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What did the tree say to the mountain?

Stop peaking at me.

What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!