What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!

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What do you call an appetizer made with duck?

Pregame.

What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu?

One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!

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Whats the difference between Chinese people and racism?

Racism has many faces

How much does a Chinese dumpling weigh?

It weighs *Won-ton*

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What happens in a Chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter?

Coloured eggrolls!

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What did the tree say to the mountain?

Stop peaking at me.

What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!