What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!

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Why do ducks nod their head when they walk?

They're listening to duckstep!

Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

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How much does a Chinese dumpling weigh?

It weighs *Won-ton*

What do Chinese people call Chinese food?

Food.

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What did the baby order at the Chinese restaurant?

Goo goo gai pan!

What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

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What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!

What did the tree say to the mountain?

Stop peaking at me.