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What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!

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What do ducks get hooked on?

Quack

What does a duck call a tractor?

A Quakter

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How many of you believe in psychokinesis?

Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.

What are you up to?

Her: I'm making Chinese. Me: Cloning's unethical. Hahaha just kidding. Make me a math tutor.

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What happens in a Chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!

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What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!

What did the tree say to the mountain?

Stop peaking at me.